Strippers on tv are better especially Demi Moore in Striptease and Chris Farley in B.Hills Ninja. If chris farley were alive he'd make all those dancers tetire cuz no one would look at them and they would be looking at him.
Interested in who works weekends during the day. not into night.
that's when the joint is too full of drunken, horny bastards. place stinks of testosterone. makes me ill. lemme know if there is any young white or latina ass that might remotely be considered an
"8" working weekends before it gets dark. thanks a lot. i appreciate it. i haven't stuck my dick in a nice piece of trim in
a long time. i think i'm going crazy. maybe i'm already there.
any young, good looking sexy poon dancers work here on Sat day shift? Preferably not black. Or if they're black, let them be mullatoes/light-skinned non-ghetto black girls. From Caribbean. Not into ghetto fabulous. Red hair. Gold tooth/teeth. 25 tats. Nails out to here. 4 bastard kids by 4 different felons. :-(
I never hear that. I wish I did. I wish it was much longer & thicker.
Any legitimate way to do that? Moving on. How does this place stay open with Good Guys right across the street? Every time I have been here on a Saturday (before the nite shift) it always seems so dead. Two drink minimum, right? Any good looking brunettes with REAL, I know call me crazy, REAL TITS? thx.
Jolene is retired, she works a couple days a week at her man's business and she is "hotter" than ever. Spoiled, tight and looking good. She said she is doing lots of Yoga and day spas. Justine is working in Adams Morgan and living in Adams Morgan lookin fly, lovin her life as well. The two of them go to Kavannahs a couple times a month for pizza and Keno, saw them couple weeks ago. They ain't missing this dive from the looks of it!
all women should be young, sexy & beautiful. forever. don't get old & ugly. men won't pay attention to you. you'll end up living alone talking to your cat every night shovelling Twinkies & ice cream into your face to dull the pain. don't be afraid of the penis.
give up the booty freely. who are you saving it for? Prince William ain't gonna be calling you cell. spread your legs. bend over. open your mouth. jerk the guy's gherkin. you don't want a lot of horny, frustrated men walking around do you?
well thats me and i work the night shift at jp's and i know some of the lady's are a little less then perfect looking to say the least however there are a lot of girls that are really cute fun and well just great looking and i would like to include myself in that. if you don't believe me i work tues threw friday night come in and take a look. and good guys isn't all its cracked up to be. love you all mwah xoxoox
So I have to pay for 2 drinks at once when I come in & sit down?
How this place has stayed open for as long as it has with Good Guys right across this street is beyond me. Rent can't be cheap for JP's owner unless maybe he owns the building.
HAS to be the dumbest fucking idea ever invented for this club. It worked fine for YEARS with no minimum; had lots of customers AND strippers who drank like fish. The people who want this club to go out of business must be very excited now because this move will guarantee that it happens. This club just became living proof that stripclub owners are RETARDS.
"what is the compelling reason to go to JP's instead of Good Guys?"
There is none. Good Guys has better dancers, better food, same beer. Good Guys opens on time and has dancers on the stage when they open. JPs opens around 11 if people show up, and is lucky if a dancer staggers on stage by 12:30. Save your time and money and walk across the street. JPs has been a craphole since they started fucking around with their stage setup.
People that run places/businesses/organizations are often clueless re what's important to the customers. Safeway tells their employees to say thank you & the customer's name when giving them the receipt. I don't care whether or not they say
"Thank you, Mr. Watson." "Sir" is fine. I care about the prices & long lines at the cashier. Metro/WMATA in its infinite insanity is going to have music at the stations. Who the hell cares about that? I want the trains to run on time & not be jam-packed like a sardine can. Don't worry about stupid, meaningless, silly, stuff. Worry about what your customers care about. If you don't know,
find out. HAPPY JULY 4TH.
Just because you're in charge doesn't mean you know what the hell you're doing. I think you need as many stages as will work in the space you have. Good Guy's with their 3 stages. 2 stages downstairs & 1 upstairs makes sense for JP's. When will they learn? Or do they enjoy wasting money? Can't be doing that well that they can afford to do that. Makes as much sense as remodelling the men's room. Maybe that's next.
The owner of this club is a shit head who has no business
sense at all. The place was OK when they had the 2 stages
down stairs, and then they tore them down, and for no good
reason put up that one long stupid stage that everyone hated.
I have not been to JP?s in a long time, what have they done to
the stage now?
Why do they feel the need to redesign the place so often?
I remember when they had that long stage downstairs. Ages ago. Then it was gone. Seems a waste of money to do it.
Guys don't care about that. Owner needs to find someone who knows what he's doing to run this place. Soeone with half a brain.
Any black girls who look like Beyonce dance here?
That's how long it takes a black woman to make a turd.
just thought you'd like to know.
this place needs to put up a sign two that says "two drink minimum." otherwise you're just setting yourself up for endless arguments/hassle with customers. it ain't like you're charging $2.00 for a drink. let people know up front. don't wait til after they've ordered their first drink to tell them.
Leah was a brunette when she worked at JP's & Arlington Grille
in Rosslyn before it closed maybe 10 years ago? (It was near the Metro.) Leah looked good as a brunette. Why be just another blonde? Leah's ass was wider than most white girl's asses. Probably will have to watch it as she gets older. Tendency to "saddlebag" I think. She was a tad aloof but that's what made her interesting to me. I gave her my lame rap & of course she only gave me the minimum small talk. It's not the same one who is at CCR. The "Leah" at CCR who also has a nice ass is a different girl.
This place has SO gone down hill in the last 6-8 months. They need to learn that the stage is not as important as who is dancing on top of it. The've changed stages/configurations twice now, but the quality of the dancers- especially day time, has dropped like a rock. RP is sleazy, but at least they have enough dancers to fill their schedule. I used to be a big fan of the more intimate, small club atmoshphere at JPs, but the current management seems to be intent on driving it into the ground. 1) gets some new fresh dancers, 2) stop wasting money on a fancy stage if you got nothing to put on it. If you're looking for hot dancers, just go across the street to GG until JP's manages to pull out of its nose dive.
Used to be a brunette dancer by the name of Leah that worked here. Nice generous sexy ass. Not much in the titty dept but definitely a nice ass. Used to work at Arlington Grille in Rosslyn before it closed down & became a restaurant for the Vietcong. Anyone know what happened to her? Two drink minimum at this place now, eh? Hmm... I wonder when JP's is gonna go under.
smart customers make 1 drink last til they have seen several girls. they don't see anything they like & they leave. I guess JP's doesn't like that. thanks for the tip. another reason to go to Good Guys right across the street. this will just help to kill JP's biz. word gets around fast. you can't screw customers for long. it all comes back to bite you on the ass big time.
Ok, I went here last week and they were rude to me. They wanted me to buy two drinks right away and when I said I will buy one later the bouncer came up to me and told me I had to buy another drink or leave. Just because no one goes here doesnt mean they get to take advantage of the customers that do come here. Dont waste your money on a private dance either cuz you dont get to touch and the song is over before you know it.
Does this joint serve food? sandwitches, hammyburgers, etc?
how clean is the kitchen? i don't wanna get sick. any babes here? that don't have tattoos/piercings/fake tits/fake tan/fake lips? the younger the girl the better. i like a nice, high, tight, peachy ass that you can bounce a quarter off of. not into fugly.
got enough of that where i work. don't need to pay to see it.
Every strip club has its own unique charm. It's difficult to compare
one to another. (If anyone has a girlfriend/wife who wants to get pregnant & you ain't got what it takes in that dept, let me know by posting here. I got buckets of my pearl jam in my basement.
Air conditioned. Fridges. Don't worry. All on the up & up.)
Hey so that is for your last comment. Anyways this place is great, if they had places like this in the middle east those guys wouldnt be blowing themselves up. I love to go upstairs here for $20 and get a private dance, but it sucks cuz they dont do anything they wouldnt do downstairs. It just feels like you are doing something naughty but you arent really doing anything bad. Thanks Sandra and the hot brunette.
Royal Palace does have some hard-looking, rough Black chicks.
Tattoos look so hideous. The older a woman gets, the worse they look. I like young girls from the Caribbean & Brazil.
Most women don't age well. Especially with the lifestyles these girls lead.
Good Guys must kill this place business-wise. They must take away a lot of their potential customers being right across the street. Anyone prefer going to JP's rather than Good Guys? I guess it comes down to who has the better-looking women. Booze is always the same.
Most dancers have issues. They're dysfunctional. Screwed up. This is not a normal, healthy thing for a woman to do. But who cares. I don't wanna marry 'em. I just wanna see some nookie & big ole titties! Gimme the names of the hotties that dance here. Are there any or is it the usual garden variety of tramp?
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