"We've been to 57 states... I think one more to go"
"There may not be 50 American states, but there ARE 57 states in the United Nation's Organization of the ISLAMIC Conference (OIC.) Why won't someone ask muslim, er, messiah Obama about THAT?"
well according to OBAMA and if I do my math right, there would be 60 states. 57 states + 1 to go + alaska and hawaii where he wasn't allowed to go to = 60 and they call Bush an idiot.. lol
"I got about $100, 000 in liquid assets."
We would only need $40, 000. We'll buy the Hurricane. ;-)
"mp, really seriously thinkin about rumors, what u think about that ?"
I think it's a fantastic fucking idea! But, honestly, I just don't think that they have an available spot right now.
Although, considering the long-standing feud between Tony and Eli, Tony might do it...just to piss Eli off.
"i'll at least get to keep my own money."
Hey, Eli has to make the lease payments on that Mercedes. And I guess they're his mortgage payments too, since he has to sleep in the backseat of it every night.
"We've been to 57 states... I think one more to go"
There may not be 50 American states, but there ARE 57 states in the United Nation's Organization of the ISLAMIC Conference (OIC.) Why won't someone ask muslim, er, messiah Obama about THAT?
mp, really seriously thinkin about rumors, what u think about that ? is it worth my while ? then again cant be any worse than fantasys !! haha. i'll at least get to keep my own money. or maybe ill just crash into the irish pub and take over whats really mine!! haha. boy, do i get screwed or what? . thank god t can hand out liscence out to everyone or there would be no bars open!!!!!!!!!! lets open our own bar damnit !!
"...im ready to have some fun again !!!"
Oh, God. Me too. I'll try anything at this point. It's desperation time.
"Ready to see my old gang again, mp, spike, chris, jimbo..."
I like the way that you started with your favorite and worked your way down from there. ;-)
"...i miss u guys..."
We miss you too...big time. Your my all-time favorite bartender. (Jess and Ashley, your tied for third. Sorry.)
"...let me know how its going down that way."
Ashley and Jess are really good. I don't know if they have an open spot. You're the best though. Give it a shot. You have MP's highest recommendation.
hey guys, it really is t, really thinkin about going to rumors to work, im ready to have some fun again !!! Reay to see my old gang again, mp, spike, chris, jimbo, i miss u guys, let me know how its going down that way.
I've worked in the service industry nearly all of my life. The people that have screwed me over the most are the bar owners/bar management. A lot of the time, bar/club owners are crooked. Some, treat their dogs better than they treat their employees. Many, even ignore labor laws, and regulations. Believe me, it is more common among bar owners, than it is in any other part of the service industry.
"Hey MP, Im an old friend of yours..."
I don't recall ever having any friends, but...if you say so.
"...the Christies before it burnt down..."
Ha! Which time!?!
"Rumor had it you were workin for Joe in Youngstown? Is that true?"
"Man, if true, what was that all about?"
He just put me in the WV club to cloud the issue when he burned it down a week later.
No, but rumor has it there's an arrest warrant waiting for me if I set foot in North Lima, OH again. It's a very long story...
Hey MP, Im an old friend of yours from the Christies before it burnt down with the Flo Ho gang. Rumor had it you were workin for Joe in Youngstown? Is that true? Man, if true, what was that all about? Community service? If community service, remind me never to get caught up with the law in Ohio.
hey tony, its t , the old bartender from the shithole fantasys, if u need a good bartender let me know, im sure i would actually get paid working there unlike my old boss dipping his fingers in my tip buckets!!!!! ready to spice things up and have some fun !!!
i think luious is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt and want to have a privite time with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boring prerecorded comments from various Internet sources.
Will somebody at least tell a dirty joke, or somethin.
How about a comment from a dancer? This a good way to the attention of your customers.
Get the DJ on here and tell us about the coming events at Rumorz.
The new website looks nice on the surface. No offense but it sucks.
1. Does not work with FireFox.
2. All the popups are annoying.
3. You have to scroll each day to see the full schedule and that is not apparent.
4. You can no longer do a find on the schedule to look for a particular dancer.
5. It is slow.
6. It uses Flash. Why do so many websites insist on using that garbage.
The only good points is that the dancer pics look great, you need more of them. And even though it uses Flash. it is not as nearly annoying as some other Flash sites.
I'm from East Liverpool. There are two (maybe one now due to fire) strip clubs near Mountaineer Race Track. I never hesitate to drive right by them and head to Rumorz. Totally worth the extra time to get to Weirton. I'll be seeing you soon.
I don't remember that specific photo, Kasey, but, yeah, those are the ones that I'm talking about. The one that sticks in my head is where you were lying on your stomach on the bed. That was the one that had me in love for a second. ;-)
Hey MP, long time, no speak. I was actually VERY sick from January to March, and spent about 2 months in hospitals and rehab facilities. I'm back, though, and tried to email you, but your email address has been cancelled or something. Send me an email, if you still have my address. If not, get it from Josh, he should still have it. Later!
"I propose MP for new WVU president."
What about U.S. president? Come on. Think big here. MP is a Visionary...and a Great Leader of Men.
I'd make Bill Clinton...look like Ghandi.
First order of business...stripper pole...right in the center of the Oval Office.
Next, I would broker peace in the Middle East...by holding a 7-day summit in Lady Ayisha's Tent.
I would only allow one illegal immigrant to remain in this Great Nation, and only under the condition that he agreed to sweep up dollar bills during the Rumorz amateur contest.
And my education platform would include sending all the illterate fucks on this website back elementary school...until they could all mother...fucking...SPELL!
Hey ladies. Im currently in wva right now. I had to move here after my grandmothers death for a while. I was living in Ny. And no place around Clarksburg where Iam located are and kind of place I would ever dance. How is it here ?I just need to make some money so I can help out my mother and go back home. I'll Only be here untill Augt. HOw is it here? Im really easy to get along with I would never cut off a girl and her busniess. So if you could please let me know. I'll be back to check up on it. Thanks
You just have to love a state where the President of the leading university has all of the integrity of a dancer @ the Hurricane.
I propose MP for new WVU president. (You can pad your resume - I think that they all do it.)
"MP i never said im 'not a fan' of you..."
Oh, you pretty much did. Anyway, I mostly wrote that because I knew you read this website, and I wanted to see if I could draw you out of hiding to make a comment. ;-)
"sometimes you can be a douche..."
And the rest of the time I'm a raging dickhead, right?
"...i have better ones on my computer..."
You should post some of those ones from when you were dancing as Angelina at the Beehive. Those were pretty hot.
Okay, Rumorz 50th amateur contest tonight. See everyone there...
MP i never said im "not a fan" of you lol you are just fun to fuck with. probly because you let me haha. its more of a "love-hate" thing than anything. sometimes you can be a douche but hey everyone has their moments lol at least you speak your mind. I always do!
P.S i really didnt care too much for my pics down there i have better ones on my computer ( i hate pics ) .....no offense Ryan luv ya!
Rumorz probably has some of the best dancers in all of West Virginia, because they are so close to Pennsylvania. These girls have teeth for cryin' out loud! Look at the chicks at Lady Godiva's, or some of the clubs deep in the back woods.. Nasty!
If you're saying that are better girls out there in Strip Club World than Shawna and Leeza, well, yeah, I totally agree with you. However, by Rumorz standards (and Route 2 in general), they're not bad.
That photo of Shawna doesn't do her complete justice (It's a lot better than I thought it would be though. Nice work, Ryan.). Shawna is probably the hottest girl at Rumorz.
If you're saying that there are a lot more attractive girls than Shawna and Leeza at Rumorz, I'd have to say...not really (and we would all love to hear who you think are the hottest). Shawna and Leeza would definitely be in the top half at Rumorz.
Shawna and Leeza are nothing more than low grade "strippers". To many, "trailer" status. You guys should give credit where it's due.There are girlz that are a BIG step above them. Don't encourage them, help them, with that, they can become something to boast about:) M.P. shame on you. By now, you should have higher standards.
Leeza. Now there's a huge MP fan. I like her. She's a cutie.
"Damn MP am I getting old or are these girls looking younger and younger?"
I know what you mean. I'm gonna be 36 in June, but somehow, after all these years, the average age of a Rumorz entertainer has remained the same at about 22. There's something not right about that. It just doesn't seem fair. :-(
The good news is that 19-year old strippers with drinking problems and daddy issues just find me more and more attractive as the years go by.
Ha! Just kidding. Sort of... ;-)
what MP likes but here is a sweetie.... Leeza!! She is very sweet
and a little silly. Looks like a high school girl to me. Damn MP
am I getting old or are these girls looking younger and
younger? Oh and to the rename, resave, redo, person.. thanks
I have found some success with this. Shawna is coming soon!!
Actually, I've seen Club Acme before (and I'm a big fan of Wile E. Coyote, a supragenius who fails in improbable and spectacular ways, much like MP himself).
But I just think that Lady Ayisha's Tent is so much funnier. Plus, I was using Lady Ayisha's Tent for this purpose long before they even created Club Acme, so...it has sentimental value for me.
Keep trying. Eventually you might find something that I don't know about. But, remember, MP has written over 6500 comments on this website (and I've probably read over 100, 000 of them). There's a good chance...that I've spent more time on this website...than any other human being on the planet.
"pick out an SCL comment page for a club in some far away foreign country and test out the photo there first to make sure that it uploads correctly"
Or, one could use the test page SCL has created for just this purpose. It's "Club Acme" in "For Testing Only, Indiana." There IS something about SCL that the great and powerful MP doesn't know! :-P
"I Like The MP Method "
I always tell dancers, "Try it. You might like it." ;-)
"Shawna just does not want to be displayed."
I notice she isn't scheduled this week either. Maybe she never really existed. Maybe she was just a figment of our imagination.
"So here is Kasey..."
Kasey. Not a big fan of MP. Next topic.
"Has anyone seen Charlie? Is she still dancing?"
If you mean the blonde one, she exotic bartends at Kamikaze and occasionally still dances here at Rumorz. If you mean the the one with the dark, reddish-brown hair, she owns the Irish Pub down the street and no longer dances.
"is bella still working here"
Yes, still here.
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